crappy advice month

yay! its 'Crappy Advice Month' in nadstown. please email me (nadstown@yahoo.com) your two cents on a topic of your choosing. it can be advice for me, for someone else, for yourself, your pet, a select group, or for society at large. it can be real, or completely ficticious. there are no rules. alternatively, feel free to ask me to advise you on any manner of issue. I don't know much, but i know i love making stuff up. great pearls of wisdom will be published on this here blog for all to read and learn from.