how to create your own love-chamber

i told a friend i'd write about love nests. a friend who desires to remain anonymous. however he/she won't be expecting the shakesperean twist (neither will he/she really appreciate it, i expect).

nadstown's 10 quasi-shakesperean tips for boys on creating their own love-chambers:

- tis no bother to live in the house of thy parents, twas the matter for romeo and juliet, and that all worked out bonnie-well.

- if thou doth be of poorly taste, employ thee a fair maiden to guard* thy quarters.

- scrub, scrub thy chamber-pot good sirs. for lo, a thousand lustig nights begin in the wash-basin.

- the fruits of desire doth in the fridge-chamber lie. here o faithful servants, aphrodesiacs must be kept tenfold.

- perfume thy sleep-chamber. how canst thou expect to expect to seduce a maiden with the scent of thy desperation alone?

- hark, what be that sound? o spritely lovers, tis the sweet sound of marvin gaye on thy stereo-eth.

- dimmable lighting doth be passion's playground. ceiling mirrors doth be passion's scorn.

- a plague on tacky posters. A PLAGUE ON TACKY POSTERS.

- hadst thou no arty possessions? they do but please young strumpets' eyes.

- porn mags are banish-ed. BANISH-ED. but lo, porn dvds are not so soon forsaken.

*its shakesperean for decorate
**the bard's word for washing basket