oh lala, why you done up and left me?

this is a country love song I wrote with the help of some guy named Roger Roybal (http://www.math.ucsb.edu/~roger/index.html). it is dedicated to the good fairy lala, who has flown off to japan to drink whisky and play rock music on her fiddle.

oh lala, why you done up and left me?:

I met her in a gay bar, sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the outfit that she wore;
She was lookin' gawd damn sexy in her muu-muu,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

I promised her i'd change my sex forever,
She said that I was meant to be a guy;
But who'd have thought she'd run off to sapporo?
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.