Thursday, May 20, 2004

paradise lost

it just occured to me that after the finale of Paradise Hotel this coming monday night, i will have NOTHING LEFT TO LIVE FOR.

for those of you that haven't experienced the wonder of this incredible television spectacle, alas, i fear it is too late to save yourselves.

the passion, the bitching, the hideous clothes and over-greased bods. who needs friends or lovers when one can experience it all from their couch every monday night?

now, anyone wanting to make comments about the obviously pathetic state of my existence can save themselves the time. i'm fully aware. but the fact remains, paradise hotel is the best thing that ever happened to me, and noone will ever take that away from me.

4 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Now you know how it feels for poor Beau to have to leave Paradise Hotel twice.

btw: I thought I was the only one who felt this way, Michelle can't stay awake for an entire episode.

- Sean

May 20, 2004  
la nadine said...

it is always a treat to stumble upon a fellow paradise devotee. welcome friend.

michelle obviously suffered some horrible reality tv trauma in a past life, and therefore falling asleep is not an act of fatigue, but is indeed born of pain.

p.s. i refuse to feel sorry for that stupid whining cowboy-wannabe beau. he sucked in all kinds of different ways.

please don't tell me you also felt a pang when evil man-woman toni got the boot as well. i could never forgive you.

May 20, 2004  
Anonymous said...

ack, no no, I'm fairly certain I have no sympathy for (or like for that matter) anyone who is or was in Paradise (except perhaps Amanda Byram)

my point was merely that it's hard to leave Paradise and Beau had to do it twice

May 20, 2004  
la nadine said...

i hear ya.

i'm hoping charla and keith can somehow win despite not being an official 'couple'. dave's slimy, holly's boring, scott's whiny, and tara's...well...not as good as charla.

enjoy the 90 minute special on monday. i know i will.

May 20, 2004  

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