bag lady

so i got a call from the head of leather design at louis vuitton today. she explained that the fashion house is determined to make sure that the international fervour caused by their murakami handbag range does not fade into the abyss of couture fads gone by (like the bubble skirt and tie-dye).

"but how can i help?" i asked the nice designer lady.

"well, we'd like to patent the bags under your eyes and use them as the inspiration for our next range." said she.

so fashionistas, look out for the la nadstown range of bags from louis vuitton. they're huge, purple, and worn best with chewed lips and panda eyes.