i need a hot single doctor, stat

as my quest for a husband begins, i have been considering those venues i must frequent in order to meet males of the marrying variety. i acknowledge that my regular haunts are certainly not conducive to finding a husband. they will however come in handy when i'm looking for a cheap and taudry affair in later years.

forced as i have been to spend a great deal of my time in hospitals this year (as visitor mostly), one would think that i would encounter an unlimited source of gorgeous single medics hoping to take advantage of me in my most vulnerable state.

but no. the myth of the hot doctor seems to be one of the biggest farces propagated through the various mediums of popular culture in recent times. i have
found no dr. doug ross lookalikes lurking in the corridors, no dr. john carter dopplegangers lunching in the cafeterias. damn you ER for setting me up for disappointment!

and before any of you berate me for being elitist, i'm not. okay, so were i to bring home a good jewish doctor, my mother would be the happiest woman alive. but i'd be content to find a male nurse or a spunky paramedic, jewish or not, but no luck in these fields either. i know i can't really afford to be picky if i want to be hitched by new years, but come on, a girl's gotta feel some kind of spark for her fella.

i guess i'm going to have to try other avenues of husband-snagging. but am i really ready for the 'desperate and dateless' scene? no nasty comments please.