you know you're a freaking weirdo when...

here are some posts from a fan website for old wacko. i'd comment further, but i'm still undecided if i'm highly amused, or really really scared.

you know you're a michael jackson fan when:

- Someone asks you to sign their annual and while you're trying to think of what to write, the first thing that comes into your head is "I wish you better than your heart desires and your first kiss from a boy."

- You are 3 years old and you'd rather watch taped videos of Michael Jackson than Barney or Sesame Street. (my grandson does!)

- You learn to read the newspapers more carefully to try to figure out if you're getting fact or fiction (MJ fans...the Thinking Fans! :)

- You are willing to die for him.. (if they only had radio and Television in heaven, so you can still watch and hear Michael)

- You stay up all night crying wondering why you couldn't be 20 years older.*

- I had one really weird dream where Joe beat Janet and Michael finally blew up (we were in the hot tub). He said "That bastard is never going to touch any of us again." So the three of us went over to Joe's and MJ beat the crap out of him.....Then we went to Janet's concert and you could see that she had used make up to cover her black eye..... (Oh we got married somewhere in there too [minor detail hee hee]) I had a really sad MJ dream once too.......

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