and they're not even manohlos!
this morning i went to the doctor. she asked me what had caused the horribly infected cuts on the back of my shin that continue to spew forth vast amounts of vile green matter and may possibly be involved in a terrorist plot against my leg.
"my new shoes", i cheerfully informed her.
"no shoes are worth losing your leg for, my dear" , the doctor replied.
obviously she hasn't seen these shoes.
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Yesterday I got to interview an old lady who was caught in an exploding car when she was ten.
Her legs were so scarred she still has bits of cinder embedded in them.
I bet she would suffer to wear those shoes. They would make the pain worthwhile.
- david tiley.
thank you for that david tiley, whoever you are.
i think i'll go shoot myself in the foot now.
twice.
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