necrophilia means never having to say . . . well, anything . . .

when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his penis in the mummy's vagina and 9 months later they go into debt. but sometimes the daddy is a crazy sicko pervert who bribes morticians to let him put his penis in dead vaginas. this is called necrophilia (NEC-RO-FEE-LEE-AH) and it is very, very, very, very, very, very wrong (times infinity).

it is so very wrong that arnold schwarzenneger (he played the tall brother in twins) has recently enacted a law making necrophilia illegal within california. where he is the governor. which is also very, very, very, very, very, very wrong (times infinity. plus one).

i don't really think this will be too much of a problem for those wacky californian necrophiliacs however, because since the expression-destroying botox craze hit, everyone in california looks like a frozen corpse anyway.

i would like to know the reason behind arnie's sudden anti-necro crusade? is he just bored of his regular schedule of being a right-wing militant sexist nazi psycho? or is there a deeper issue at hand (perhaps six feet deeper)?

suggestions?