i definitely don't hate her

at some point during the inaugural meeting of the mutual interstate blogger appreciation society*, ms fits and i got engaged. i think this happened somewhere between the shcnitzel feast and the threeway pash. but maybe it was during the third round of tequila shots. its all a little bit fuzzy.

we plan to stay true to the geeky way in which we met by marrying online and honeymooning in cyberspace. anyone know any good cyber-celebrants?

there are some who would say that we are "rushing into things" and that we should "get to know each other better" before exchanging vows. but we both love 'the magic faraway tree' and we've, like, totally tongue-kissed. and so to these people i say "pffffft".

there are also some who would say that our pending girl-on-girl nuptials are "illegal" and "against nature". these people are all related to one another and each has a third nipple and a sixth toe. to these people i say "go back to texas, inbred honkeys".

then there are those who would say, "but you want to find a good husband and have lots of babies". and to them i say "don't worry, you can buy sperm on the net now, mum". and then "please stop crying mum." and probably also "mum, put down the knife".

who knew that same-sex interstate cyber-marriages could be so complicated? maybe we should just call the whole thing off and write that play we talked about instead...


*current members being myself, my new fiance, this hot dude and this fine lass.