i may never recover

things that were more than a bit disturbing at the daceyville public school infants disco*:

- 5 year olds in make up

- 5 year olds in boob tubes

- 5 year olds in miniskirts

- 5 year olds with tight jeans tucked into ugh boots

- 5 year olds booty dancing like pros

- 5 year olds gyrating against other 5 year olds

and also:

- overweight middle-aged parents in (pastel) make up

- overweight middle-aged parents in boob tubes

- overweight middle-aged parents in miniskirts

- overweight middle-aged parents with tight jeans tucked into ugh boots

- overweight middle-aged parents booty dancing (not at all like pros)

- overweight middle-aged parents gyrating against other overweight middle-aged parents

*save your kiddie-porn-loving, dirty pedophile quips for soemone else. my mama's a teacher and i always go to the disco to dance with the youngins. ok so maybe i do deserve a few kiddie-porn-loving, dirty pedophile quips. bring it on. i can take it.