nobody puts baby in a corner

tonight is my 5 year high school reunion. this event seems a little bit redundant to me due to the fact that my life continues to be one long high school reunion. but i am going nonetheless. if only for the free glass champagne.

if i seem somewhat hesitant about this auspicious event (some would say milestone) it is not because i don't want to see those characters who starred in the tragi-comic tale that was my high school experience (think degrassi on acid).

nor am i having a romy and michelle's-type moment and stressing about not having acheieved anything since graduating**. i've acheieved heaps. like this blog for example. oh fuck. I'M NOTHING.

but no.

my reluctance to attend stems mainly from the fact that at our last reunion* i was so hormonally imbalanced (ok, depressed) that i spent the majority of the evening convulsing in a corner like a bad actor in an 8os horror movie.

i am therefore hoping that tonight's events take place in a circular room without corners.

*yes, we've already had one. reunions are us. everybody loves reunions. blah blah blah. geeks.

**i do however hope to end up in a limo without my top on at some point tonight.