prozac o'clock

you know its probably time to go back on the medication when:

- you cry during community service announcements

- you lose the will to shop

- you listen to nick cave and the cowboy junkies obsessively (more so than usual)

- you are personally offended by other people's happiness (they are obviously just mocking you with it)

- you use the words "unfair" and "deserve" a lot

- your beautician asks you to write her a list of 5 things you like about yourself...

- and you get stuck after 3 (1.left breast, 2.right breast, 3.dazzling wit...)

- everything that has ever happened to anyone EVAR is obviously ALL ABOUT YOU

- you get angry at your recently widowed, cancer-suffering mum because she doesn't understand how hard your life is

- your psychologist starts reading your blog for "insight"...

- and this is what you write