another list! ha ha! take that, haters!
i was bitterly disappointed by the revelation of mr. big's real name on the final episode of sex and the city last night. i mean, john, come on, how fucking boring is that?
10 better names for mr. big:
- alejandro
- mohammed
- benicio del toro
- shirley
- captain massivecock
- luigi
- shlomo
- ohad
- hogwash barnsworth the 3rd
- snoop biggy big
any more?
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Sergeant Girth?
Ropey WadLord?
Ja-spa Bubbles?
grand master soap-a-lot.
Igor.
Quentin.
Orlando.
Arthur.
Brian.
Dirk.
Farquad.
Hamish.
Lothario.
Dante.
Randel... definitely Randel.
I just read "captain massivecock" as I answered my work phone and disolved into innapropriate giggles. Excellent!
Handy Horacio?
Ridge?
No, Toady. Definitely Toady.
ps How did you know Scott Massivecock was actually a captain?!
Alice xx
how about 'thorny ridge' as an homage to the bold and the beautiful?
oh, and i have known that scotty m was a captain ever since we made with the rockin' motion over the stormy ocean of love.
How about Ljubomir? That's a nice name.
Sorry, Captain Masssivecock is taken, and has been for a while.
I even met him.
Roger Mexico
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