some things about hen's nights:

- if you have a penis, don't come (unless paid to do so, of course).

- if you can't handle looking at penis, don't come.

- if you don't like eating chocolate penis, don't come.

- if you won't pose for photos with a fake penis, don't come.

- if you've never seen penis, you can still come, but you may run away crying.

and also,

- if you don't like talking about boobs (your own or otherwise), don't come.

- if you don't like other women seeing your boobs, don't come.

- if you don't want to see other women's boobs, don't come.

- if you don't like other women touching your boobs, don't come.

- if you don't like touching other women's boobs, don't come.