christmas wishes from the goddess of wax
here are the final reasons i love my beautician for 2004:
- me: "nice santa hat, woman. who are you meant to be, santa's wifey?"
my beautician: "i'm nobody's wifey, honey. i'm santa's mistress."
- "i think i'm going to host my christmas dinner this year in nothing but an apron. and i'm only wearing that to prevent pubic hair from falling in the potato salad. my son will love it."
tune in next year for more pearls of smutty wisdom from this kind, caring, generous, beautiful, hot hungarian vixen.
4 Comments:
One sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!
a beautician with pubic hair??!
thats right rbb, she's all for the full rip on others but she doesn't want to look like an "eight year old virgin girl" herself.
hee hee . . . that woman is hilarious.
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