fantasy shower party. who's in?
i am presently housesitting across the road from where i call home. this is a fantabulous arrangement, as it feels like i'm on a holiday, but i don't have to worry about forgetting to pack anything. and i HATE forgetting to take stuff on a holiday. like the time i forgot to pack a bikini for thailand. or the time i went to israel and left my machine gun at home.
anyhoo, tis a large house, built over two stories on a sizeable block of land. there is a pool, a bbq, many tvs, and a kitchen that makes me want to put on a pommy voice and film myself cooking naked. but the best thing about the house is the shower in the master bedroom. which is where i sleep because i'm the master. well, actually i'm the mistress. let's call it the mistress bedroom instead. okay?
this ain't no ordinary shower kiddies. oh no. this shower is special. this shower is magical. this shower makes all other showers bow down in wet worship before its spray. this shower has...wait for it:
FIVE. ADJUSTABLE. JETS.
you have never in your life experienced anything even remotely close to its wonder. not even if you've done anal. and yes, by that i mean YOU.
last time i stayed there my spunkrat friend jules (he of the sexiest voice ever) disappeared into the magical fantasy shower chamber for a good 45 minutes. and when he emerged, he described the experience as being like "a full body massage from five naked hawaiian honeyz all at once". another friend (who has requested to remain anonymous because he's a dentist) said he felt like he was being licked by angels at the gates of heaven. corny much? but that's the glory of this shower. it makes dreams come true.
this morning i showered with every member of team fizli at the same time. and also their pets. oh, and of course, the schmitz. and red betty b. and her brand new mermaid pearl vibrator. and daniel boud. and elmo. and little lalita. and seth cohen. and...well, that was actually it, it would've been crowded with any more than that i think.
WOO HOO!
but tomorrow i think i'd just like to shower with YOU.
15 Comments:
Why did you CUT that last bit out of your post?
Oh well, five adjustable jets...I'll bring the loofer! And when I say loofer, I mean...hot sex toy.
why did i cut the last bit? cause like you, spaboy, i'm wacky and unpredictable. who knows what will happen next? and all that jazz...
what time should i get there tomorrow?
Bob Ellis might freak out in a shower, no matter how hotness it is.
I, however, am up for it. And by 'up for it', I mean UP FOR IT.
WOO HOO!!!
fits, sherriff, elmossy. its a party enough for me already.
but who else is in? don't be shy.
and elmo, i have to be at work at 9am. so 8am if you please. although i know that will interfere with your never-up-before-midday regime.
yepyep, i'm in. just give me enough hours to fly back and i'm nekkid and slippery..
you Aussies really do miss out with this waterban thing. in the UK multi jet showers are a frequent pleasure. you can usually turn them to massage too, water so powerful that it actually leaves little red dot marks on your skin. appeals to the masochist in me.
hey - can i bring some of those frozen showergel cubes from Lush? ultimate in kink.
I think I just came thinking about this
when will you know for sure, lee lee?
Affirmative
sorry what? i appear to have missed an entire conversation, as i just got up. 8am?! i'll be there when you ge home, if you know what i mean. *makes sure i know what i mean*
water sports are my fav. i'll bring the moisturiser for when we get out. keep all that moisture in like.
so between the spa and the shower i'm thinking we're the cleanest shiniest posse around. all this talk has me in a lather!
S&S please elaborate on your kink for watersports. *titters*
I'm not too late am I?
*removes shirt & leg warmers*
I'm in! Can I see where the seal bit you?
buck fudd, if you're a good boy i'll send you a picture.
*takes photo of finger*
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