grand master kirk daddy (omg!!! i posted images!!!)
i just heard some news. its big news. bigger than you. bigger than me. and maybe not bigger than jesus, but he's involved anyway. as he ALWAYS is.
you know how the story goes with child stars?
whether it's sex:
fraud:
or kiddy fiddling:
most of them tend to go a bit "off the rails" due to the awful torment and cruel fate of being filthy rich and adored by millions.
but nothing, NOTHING, could have prepared me for THIS.
that's right kiddies, ex 'growing pains' heartthrob and born again christian kirk cameron has founded a program with ray "what a questionable last name for a minister" comfort to "teach christians how to share their faith effectively".
i honestly don't know what's more insane - the 'dungeons and dragons' meets 'the price is right' appeal of the program, or the fact that an (unfortunately unlinkable)) article i read on the topic claimed that kirk is currently "considering acting offers".
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Kirk - what a flashback he is! Actually, I swear I saw him on Nickolodeon or something like that the other day - starring as a teenager! I see the good minister couldn't stop him being typecast despite being 57 years old. Or something!
What is it with Kirk? Whether he's proselytizing for thr Chritians or the Pritikins, he seems to think we want to know. Earth to Kirk Cameron: No one cares what you think! Just shut up and eat your wholegrain gruel!
PS, OMG images! So jelaous of your mad web skillz right now.
oh fuck! that site is terrifying. hi! please speak slowly and clearly, because i am ready to find god! and i'm so retarded!
and to think i was insanely jealous when a school friend was showing off pics of her and kirk together on holiday in hawaii c.1986
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