i heart james
tonight someone left a hurtful comment on an old post. "james", as he so proudly proclaimed his name to be, accused me of being a snarky bitch who exists in her own little fantasy world of fear and loathing. he also called me "unproductive". and "pinko", whatever the fuck that means.
but the best thing about "james" is that he found my blog while researching his "love song dedication cd". he must be a real catch. i wish i had a soppy repressed violent alcoholic just like "james" as my boyfriend. but alas, all the good ones are taken.
see for yourself:
wow
thats a hell of a lot of anger you have brewing hun.
i stumbled across this site looking for a track list for my love song dedication cd, and i got a whole load of root-tooting vehemence.
how do u manage to wake up every single day on the wrong side of the bed?
i posted anonymously because i couldn't be bothered signing up, but my name is james.
im hoping that maybe one day u might crawl out of ur pinko existence and connect with the real world in a happy, productive way....
"james" is of course right about all the above things (except for the pinko bit. i think. but then again maybe not). he knows me really well and obvioulsy read the blog really thoroughly because i never say anything nice or happy at all. but only i'm allowed to call me a detached vehement cunt and get away with it.
and so i would like to dedicate a lovesong to "james", who fails to see the irony in leaving a nasty comment on a meaningless blog accusing said blog's author of being too angry and unproductive.
the song is called "hey james, why don't you find better things to do than leaving hateful comments on a blog that has nothing to do with you and your pathetic little love song dedication cd for your obviously buck-toothed girlfriend and leave me the fuck alone to bask in my cleverly expressed and mostly exaggerated for humour's sake wrath? (and if you ever call me "hun" again i'm going to hunt you down and mess your shit up good). doo wop. doo wop."
catchy, huh?
does anyone else have a love song dedication for james? maybe something about puppies and rainbows and candy and kisses?
8 Comments:
tee hee. whither, "james". it might amuse you nads, to see how Rabbit deals with fucktards.
Sung in a country twang!
I put my foot on James' shoulder
and a shotgun in his mouth
I said 'listen boy, you'll quit it now
quit being so uncouth"
But that ole James' his hearin' well..
his ears they were quite bad
so i blew his fucking head clean off
for slagging off La Nad
Yeehar!
Hahahahaha!!!!!!
"...emotive and insulty..."?
Best 'in your face' james moment eva!
I don't mind which side of the bed you get out of of a morning, just so long as you don't knock over the video camera and the tray of vodka shots from the night before.
And the monopoly...don't forget the monopoly.
I am cottoning on so hard right now.
It's so nice to not be the only one sharing too much.
to the tune of Good King Wenceslas
Good Queen Nadine last looked down on the corpse of James,
with a magnum in her hands, glimmer in her eye,
"that'll teach you James" she said,
for posting on my blog,
"pinko, is it? fuck you bitch"
"i'll write what i want to"
just thought i'd add a festive note.
Sugar, I love how you always manage to throw a foodie like remark in there for good measure. Perfect.
shanks lee lee, it's just a thing i do.
I'd like to dedicate the song "Ama Ni Ama" By Jassi Sidhu to the dickhead. Poignant lyrics when translated.
Panh Chod.
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