lost and found

has anyone seen fleur's underwear? anyone?

other than her husband of course. and those yankee sailors. oh, and that hockey team.

no?

well, if you see them on ebay with a tagline that claims they bear the image of elvis in his fat druggo pantsuit years, please let me know asap.

they were stolen from her hotel room on her wedding night.

skanky thieves. skanky thieves with hot panties now. really hot panties. believe me. i saw 'em.