my thighs hurt
this just in: i am way too old, and WAY too uncool to learn to breakdance. i am all about the BOOTY and not in anyway about the break. so the next substitute dance teacher who fills in for the hungarian hip hop master and decides to "mix it up a little" by insisting we "make friends with the floor" is going to end up with a very nasty case of i-got-bitch-slapped-by-a-pale-busty-curly-haired-white-girl.
this also just in (to my inbox): red betty b's most eloquent and highly informative review of her new toy. for my eyes only however.
and this too:
mmmm...gael garcia bernal. que lindo. que sabroso. DAMN!
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Now THAT'S why a girl's gotta be able to post pics.
hey, hold on a sec, is that this guy: http://redbettyblack.blogspot.com/2004/09/newsflash.html#comments ?
i think it is.. rrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow.
tis him indeed. hot, talented, spanish speaking deity that he is. mmmm...
saudade 4 eva.
I really do turn in to a 15 year old girl when I see pictures of him! Seriously, I absolutely believe that all it takes is for him to meet me and he will fall in love with me too. I am pathetic. He is powerful over me.
naah, i have totally the same thoughts about the delectable Ms. Jolie. Y'know, we'd meet, she'd be taken by how cute and cosmopolitan I am, we have shared interests, we'd make the hot..
yeah, anyway, that part is censored.
oh lee lee, poor girl, you're living in a dream world. gael garcia bernal cannot possibly fall in love with you as he is already totally smitten with me. he told me so. in spanish. which i speak. see how much we have in common?
wow. what a looker. oh no, now I feel like a sexist pig. oh, the shame of it all. thank goodness I have a short attention span, and am already over it. thanx for the lovelies.
he SO wishes he was me.
god i'm awesome (at living on a totally different planet to everyone else).
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