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things that should NEVER be discussed with your extended family (especially not over spaghetti and meatballs):
- when and where you were conceived.
- when and where your sister was conceived.
- whether or not your sister was sleeping in the room when and where you were conceived.
- your sex life.
- your cousin's sex life.
- and especially not your mother's sex life.
- urinary tract infections. your own, or anyone else's.
- celebrity death sweepstakes. it seems that some people find this to be in poor taste. go figure.
- daylesford. apparently other people know what goes on there. and now so does my mum.
you now understand why a lot of spaghetti and meatballs went uneaten at my sister's house on sunday night. but don't worry, we sent all the leftovers to africa. you know, for the poor people. i hear that's where they live. i sure do hope they have a microwave.
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My family would never look each other in the eye again. Hope the Africans enjoyed the spaghetti and meatballs xxx Fluffy.
see, i feel my family are reaching new levels of enlightenment. I had a serious dinnertable business discussion with my mother about the possibility of me starting a franchise in either Sydney or London of goodvibes.com
Just need a retailsavvied business partner. anyone?
she still can't handle my female friends sleeping over though. cos well, I am blatantly screwing.. i mean cunting anything in a skirt. or dungarees.
*wishes*
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