three, that's the magic number, yes it is, it's the magic number...
first things first today: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHERRIFF!!! LOVE YOU, MISS YOU, NEED YOU, WANT YOU. and SEE YOU in a few weeks (i hope)!!!
oh, and also HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRANKIBOY!!! BIG KISS!!!
and now back to our regular broadcast.
last night some friends and i were discussing our 'guilt free three'. these are the three people that you are allowed to make the hot sex with when you are in a relationship and your partner can't get sooky because...well...they're on the list.
now i am neither in a relationship nor likely to meet anyone more famous than a 'home and away' extra any time soon, yet still i think about my list a lot. especially late at night, in bed. some would call it masturbation, i call it preparation.
the rules of engagement for the 'guilt free three' are thus:
- there may be no more than three people on your list at any given time. the 'guilt free seven' just doesn't have a nice ring to it.
- these people must be famous. the cute guy from the video store and/or your best friend's spouse do not qualify for 'guilt free' status just because you want to fuck them stupid.
- you may change your list as often as you like, but your partner must know who your chosen three are at all times. if you meet fabrizzio moretti at a party and he offers you a night of hot monkey love but he's not on your list, well then that's just too bad. however there is nothing to say that you can't sms your partner and change your list just moments before jumping on the magical moretti mystery tour. as with all rules, there are loopholes here.
so here is my gft list for wednesday, january 5, 2005:
the mexican hotness:
the constant (he never leaves the list):
and lastly i'm having a nostalgic pre-adolescent threesome fantasy moment today and counting the coreys (circa 'license to drive') as one choice:
so, who's on your list then?
9 Comments:
Ahem. I don't see the word 'superfluous' appearing anywhere on this post, young lady.
sheesh! take the pressure down, johnny fits.
i was going to include the word in question, but decided to sneak it in on another post so its not so...well...superfluous.
Hi!
THANKYOU!
*ahem*
1. A Melbourne radio personality named Hollyc. (insert sucky noises here. But such is l...)
2. KATE MOSS. I repeat. KATE MOSS. DID I MENTION KATE MOSS? KATE MOSS! KATE.
MOSS.
Kate Moss.
and!
3!
Can't type, drool making keys stick...
She's had sex in an elevator with Benicio, who would be on my list were it not so gay...
She has had a movie open with a shot of her oh fuck, oh my god, so fucking sexy, butt. I'm dying just thinking of her and the knowledge that one day i shall be a millionaire mogul with the power to actually be at the same party as her and she will look at me and know the meaning of desire. Sweet, hot, lusty desire. Frankly my dear, i so give a god-damn. Wait for me. I'm coming. Like. right now.
OH FUCKING HELL KATEY....
Go buy NW immediately and look at the Haimster. It is indeed a tragedy.
1. Gael Garcia Bernal -same
2. Johnny Depp – same
3. Mick Jagger when young
i love that i have enough cred with you lee lee that you think i don't already have a copy of NW.
thank you.
I am actually having trouble with just three. I mean, Ms Jolie, obv. But then who? there are so many?
As of yesterday i think it's gonna be Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas (not entirely sure why, never before went for blondes)
and Pink.
toody hotness.
hey! this just in:
http://www.officiallondontheatre.co.uk/news/display?contentId=82103
reason for you to come visit me number 74.
we can crash the stage door like starstruck teens and everything. :)
Spank you for the B-day kiss.
As for the Corey's. Eeck. But I get it.
Get outta my dreams, get into my car.
Haim tried to hit on my old girlfriend at the drugstore. Don't you love LA? My ex had no idea who he was so he kept naming movies he was in and she hadn't seen any of them. She came home and told me and I was so bummed that I missed the chance to be there and pick a fight with Corey. It would have been worth it for the story. "Remember that time you beat up Corey Haim at the Pharmacy?" Let's all just pretend it happened that way.
Nads all I can say to you and your infinite sexiness is "Get out of my dreams, get into my car."
I guess I have to take you off my guilt-free three list. *sigh*
1. Scarlett Johansson
2. Kirsten Dunst
3. Winona Ryder circa 1991
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