let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees

someone i love very much times a gazillion billion is losing their hair to the cruel sea for the second time in a year.

this is upsetting them a great deal. me too for that matter. not so much because of the aesthetic disruption but more because of what it represents.

sickness. loss of control. mortality. certainty.

so i'm compiling a list of all the reasons why hair is dumb and totally unnecessary in the modern age.

here's what i got so far:

- having hair also means having bad hair days:



- haircare is a bitch. what with all the washing and drying and brushing and styling. but if you don't do these things you just end up looking like a rancid tree-hugging hippy freak:



- birds may mistake your hair for a nest:



- i'm told that lots of boys prefer their pussies shaved:



- you can get dandruff:



- or cooties:



- hair can be a fire hazard (but this can work to your advantage sometimes):



- sometimes gum gets caught in your hair and ruins your night of tub-thumping at the local gay disco:



- you may be stereotyped into a restrictive social category just because of the colour/style/length of your hair, such as "butch dyke" or "dumb blonde":



and so in conclusion...um...well...yeah...hair sux 4 eva.

me comprendes?