go russ go
apparently russell "i'm part of the zeitgeist" crowe has revealed that he was the target of an al-qaeda kidnap plot in 2001. you know al-qaeda. thems terrorists. and they have funny names. just like everyone else who hates freedom.
crowe has since been under fbi protection and recently told GQ mag of the experience:
"suddenly it looks like i think i'm fucking elvis presley, because everywhere I go there are all these FBI guys."
yeah russ, that's why it looks you think you're fucking elvis presley. its not the excessive partying. nor the attempt to be both actor and musician (*cough*). nor the weight gain. nor the hissy fits. nor the obscene bravado and conviction that you are bigger than jesus.
nope, its the bodyguards. that's it.
*rolls eyes*
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I wish he'd get more with the Elvis and buy me a Cadillac. And have some colon troubles.
*watches on protectively, clutching a pistol in Heaven*
excuse me, but i cannot help but notice that you are making fun of my burly stud-muffin hunk-o love, russ. *bawls uncontrollably*
Be glad it wasn't me! xx
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