random things on a wednesday

- today i returned to university after a year on the outside. i am now in my sixth year of a five year double degree and i am still about seven years away from graduating. i keep telling myself that its okay because i have a lot of life experience. i hate lying to myself.

- i was the oldest person in my class this morning. this is because i decided to be all fuck-the-system-non-conformisty and postpone this particular compulsory subject instead of doing it in second year when i was supposed to. but if only i'd just given into conformity i wouldn't now have to spend 3 hours a week discussing socio-political theory with people who don't even look old enough to vote.

- NEVER live with someone on steroids. they will wake you at midnight to move the furniture in the living room around. then they will wake you at 2am to move it back again. and then they will wake you at 4am to tell you that they slept for 2 hours. and then you won't be able to get back to sleep.

- NEVER live with someone on steroids. did i mention that already? i can't remember anything i'm so fucking tired.

- if you want to quit your job, make sure you have another one lined up first. especially if you have a hair appointment and a booking at tetsuyas on the weekend.

- try to only make friends with people that live in the same city as you. otherwise you will spend all your money on plane tickets to visit people you have become obsessed with in the past year. and all your time counting down to when they come and visit you (23 hours, 37 minutes and 21 seconds until they arrive).

- NEVER live with som...

*falls asleep*