'goom' is the new 'schmitz'

someone recently stumbled upon the shimmering oasis of enlightenment that is nadstown amidst the barren cultural wasteland of cyberspace by entering the following searchphrase into google:

"goom boud"

goom? GOOM?

i know what a boud is. i mean, everybody who's anybody knows what a boud is. it is a tall, handsome manchild with a flair for the photo and a black belt in booty.

but what the fuck is a goom?

i posed this question to the boud and his spunky sis (who is technically no longer a boud, but retains the essence of such by proxy), and received the following response:

"it is an ancient pagan ritual only practiced by the boud clan. it involves goats, confetti, lube and annalise braaaakensiek."

but then the horny mr. boud retracted this statement, confessing that this was actually the lustful dream he had last night.

i for one feel dirty knowing that. and kinda turned on. mmmm...boud and goats...

anyway, i propose the following usages for the term 'goom':

- n. a slimy, sticky portent of forthcoming doom. most commonly green in colour, but not exclusively so.

- adj. (slang) the wacky new word for 'excellent' that all the kids are using but none of the parents understand. soon to be used by thorpie in a series of advertisements to sell pearl necklaces to the starving children of bosnia-herzegovina.

- tr.v. the feeling one gets when imagining our delta and brian mcfadden making the narcissistic, pseudo-incestual, "we-look-so-much-like-siblings-its-scary" sex.

but if anyone can come up with a better definition, let's hear it then.