hello dolly!
happy 20th birthday dollywood!
i'm feeling so totally connected to dolly parton right now. like, not only do we both have huge gazoongas (some of them more real than others, huh dolly?), but we also both have funparks named after us. okay, so granted dollywood is an actual themepark, while nadstown is just a self-indulgent, me-themed blog. but just imagine the possibilities were i to take nadstown to the next level:
wow, i vowed never to post my own picture on this here blog. times they are a changing folks. next i'll be posting pictures of my boobies. nah, i'll leave that to my superior.
anyhoo, here is some proof that dolly and i may in fact be cosmic twins of destiny:
- we both enjoy a good old-fashioned, thigh-slappin', hot-diggidy hoe-down every now and then.
- we both cry every time i watch steel magnolias.
- we've both been workin' 9 to 5, what a way to make a livin'!
- we both "hold the interest" of the local sherriff. me in a spa, her in a whorehouse.
- we both give to the youth. she gives them books while i prefer to say it with condoms.
- we both know that unlike that cunt-flashing hussy jolene, i would never,ever take dolly's man.
- we both strongly support gay marriage, although neither of us have ever confirmed nor denied our alleged bisexual tendencies in the media.
- we both want people to look beyond our cleavage, and see that "...there is a heart underneath these boobs".
- we are both said to be one-quarter cherokee indian. okay, now i'm just making shit up to prove my point. but i have always liked the word 'cherokee'.
dolly, if you're reading this, please contact me immediately. you complete me.
*this post is dedicated to my darling ukelele because both her love for miss dolly and her pulse-stopping hotness far outshine anything little old me has to offer.
**i'd also like to thank my friend, the lovely nicole, whose sheer boredom made the above piece of photoshopping magic happen.
10 Comments:
Nads, you is hot.
Nice cans.
Wink wink.
*ogles nads*
Noice.
PS: Dolly is the best ever. We had Dolly Parton Appreciation Week on ausculture last year and it was the best week ever - we've never managed to top it. She's funny and busty and witty and compassionate - completely fucking underrated too!
Hurrah for the Australian Dolly Parton Love Connection!
I really love you.
'Hard Candy Christmas' is my favorite Christmas carol, except possibly for Alvin and the Chipmunks 'Christmas Don't Be Late.' How can a song with the lyrics Maybe I’ll just get drunk on apple wine be anything other than fabulous? Dolly rocks.
Insert comments about Nadine's breasts here.
Best Dolly quote ever:
"It costs a lotta money to look this cheap"
I hear you sister, i hear you....
Hi Felicity here. You know, the girl who's trying to steal your man. If you can get the devilishly sexy Toby Schmitz to post me ONCE, I promise to leave him alone. Even possibly a chance meeting?
Nothing like the strong stench of desperation.
is that what that smell is?
i thought it was the sweet, sweet smell of sucking up.
what do you think i should do people? throw the girl a bone? or crush her dreams?
If I
Should stay
I would only be in your way
So I'll go
But I know
I'll think of you every step of
the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy
There shall be no bone-throwing.
Not on my watch.
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