show us your pearlies

OMG!

australian idol host and alpha metrosexual andrew g just walked into the dental surgery in my building.

i saw him sitting in the waiting room, drinking from the water cooler, and making chit chat with the receptionist.

i'm off now to convince the dentist man to let me pretend like i'm a dental nurse so i can perform emergency root canal on the talentless himbo.

and when i say "root canal" i mean something really painful and extremely bloody.

anyone got a nurses uniform i can borrow?

and i when i say "anyone", you know i mean you, fits.