i'd like to thank the academy

yesterday the boud's sister sent me a very interesting and rather amusing email.

that's right boys, the boud has a sister. and yes, she is every bit as aesthetically blessed as the hot rocktographer himself. but don't go getting all excited about finally being able to live out your gay boud sex fantasies in a totally heterosexual way (you know i'm talking to you, sidebottom, don't even try and deny it). she is a taken woman. and no longer a boud by name.

anyway, back to the very interesting and rather amusing email.

in said email, sister of boud had copied a message that now comes up at her place of employment whenever she tries visit nadstown.

this be the message:

"Access to the site "welcome to nadstown" has been denied for viewing from your connection.

You are seeing this error because the website you attempted to access contains material that has been deemed INAPPROPRIATE.

Please remember we do actual content filtering, not just web sites, but the content within.

This service forms part of the *** Business Broadband package and has blocked you access to this page because it has been determined that this page falls into a category:

PORNOGRAPHY, gambling, OBSCENE OR UNACCEPTABLE LANGUAGE, music or video downloads."

this is a big achievement. it means that all my hard work - the blood, the sweat, the time-wasting google-searching - has finally paid off. it means that i can finally sit back and enjoy the ride for awhile. it means that i might have a career in hardcore adult fiction yet.

and there are some people i'd like to thank.

i'd like to thank sister of boud for the heads up about this most joyous development in my blogging career.

i'd like to thank elmo and the boud for making me the little blogger that could.

i'd like to thank ms fits and the law for making me the dirty-talking, pash-partying, spa-going blogger that did.

i'd like to thank my mum, my sister, and my bro-in-law (who will try and hide their disappointment when i tell them of this wonderful achievement while all secretly thinking "she could have been a lawyer, if only we'd sent her to private school.")

i'd like to thank the schmitz for being the best cyber-stalkee EVA. it's because of you that i will soon launch 'gaelgate', which will be kinda like 'schmitzgate', but much hotter, weirder and not at all legal. it probably won't lead to text messages and the occasional friendly beer either.

i'd like to thank fluffy, bookie, ukelele, sugar, jess, clem, kranki, mystixxx, and ms cynic cause they all rock my world j.t. stylez.

i'd like to thank everybody on my links list for making words that i like to read. i love all of youse 4 evs. well, maybe not 4 evs. and maybe not all of you. let's be honest with each other here.

but most of all i'd like to thank YOU, the voters, my fans, for taking a chance on a little girl from tex...

sorry got a bit carried away there.

*steps down from chair and puts back vibrator award*