10 things to do before roguemaze dies

1) finish university. (sadly, this seems to be the most unlikely goal on the list).

2) see my name in print. (and not in the sense of "young girl arrested for lewd behaviour on parliament house steps" like last time. but rather something that would make my family proud).

3) visit my parents' places of birth - egypt and poland. actually i think now its egypt and the ukraine. i'm never certain anymore. ethnic fuckers keep changing their borders.

4) booty dance back up for justin, xtina or missy

5) rescue someone from something bad. just one person. i'm not trying to save the world here. i lost my youthful naive tree-hugging idealism days years ago.

6) work out who or what the fuck is responsible for killing off my family. i'm reaching the anger stage of grieving people. oh yes, its coming. didn't think i could stay calm forever did you?

7) learn to fix something. like a toaster or a car or something.

8) fall in love. or at least sustain a relationship for longer than 3 days.

9) perpetuate an 'ism'.

10) tongue kiss each and every funny, brainy piece of hotness that has entered my sphere of consciousness since i entered this crazy, mixed up world called blog. 5 down, oodles to go...