just for you, cynic
the punk's little brother hari is coming to sydney to stay with her for a few days. i have known him since he was 4. he is now 14. he used to do strip shows and other dances for us. i will be sure to remind him of this VERY LOUDLY when i see him. 14 year old boys love being reminded of their funny childhood ways.
anyway, the punk's beautiful mother has sent her a list of foods hari IS WILLING to eat.
these are:
- pumpkin
- broccoli
- spinach
- chicken schnitzel
- spaghetti
- potatoes
- cous cous
- weet bix
- milk
- vege curry (not too hot)
- tofu
- apples
- eggs (omelettes , fried etc)
- tomato sauce
in addition to this list of great culinary exploration, the punk's mother has also provided a list of foods hari IS NOT WILLING to eat.
these are:
- tomatoes (but will have it on pasta as long as it is in a sauce and NOT cut up real tomato)
- mushrooms
- rice (but he likes fried rice)
- red meat
- chicken that tastes like chicken
- any other fruit (other than strawberries – but they are expensive at the moment)
so if anyone knows any good recipes involving weetbix, tofu, apples and schnitzel, but NOT involving real tomatoes, fruit other than strawberries (unless they're cheap) and chicken that tastes like chicken, please email me IMMEDIATELY.
a 14 year old boys eating pleasure is at stake here, people.
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dirty socks and a face full of slap. The boy can starve. (its good for his IQ)
can we leave yet, nads??!!
yeah, we can go.
i'm over this library joint. its so totally last semester.
and besides, despite my constant blog-filled procrastination and our little jaunt to the dumpling mecca of sydney, i have somehow finished one essay and written a 1500 word discussion report.
woo gang!
lets bail, beeatch!
somewhere on the web there is definitely a site where you enter the food you have, and the site comes up with a recipe containing those things.
I came over to mention that Tuesday 21st is Clems birthday. Good luck with the brat - he will probably end up a Chef.
Shh.
Don't say that too loud.
There's Google Sets, and my long overdue project, which only has a really cool little thing for people to link to it with, but no actual functioning, working site.
I suspect, it's because I'm turning into an alcoholix.
Anyway, when I and my fellow Foodologists crack the Tofu recipe for embarrased 14 year old males problem, you'll be the first to know.
Stick 'em in a blender and tell the little cunt it's a milk shake.
that's what i love about you darcy. you're so sweet and caring. always thinking of the children.
Whatevs. Who cares about the kid? Has anyone noticed that this post was just for me.
JUST. FOR. ME.
*feels terribly special*
Children will eat anything you give them if you wrap it in a McDonald's wrapper. I have 3 nephews. I know.
Take him to Sydney's equivalent of the Schnitz and Tits and he'll love you forever.
Although, you are half-Polish, so they might not let you in, since you eat schnitzel at home all the time anyway.
How 'bout Schmitz and Pitz?
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