random boring thoughts on a monday that you probably could live a full and happy life without ever knowing

- taking an 89 year old, a 77 year old, a cancer sufferer and a pregnant woman out for the day should be the next series of survivor. survivor: la nadine's family.

- driving to palm beach in the middle of the night to drink pisco, play board games and smoke cigars with a bunch of slashies (actors/bloggers) was the best fun i've had in ages. thanks to roguemaze and filthpig (whose blog has ceased to exist) for having me. and when i say "having me", i mean...cooking me breakfast in the morning.

- filthpig is actually a very tidy person. who woulda thunk?

- never play 'i never' when fuck-me-sideways drunk and surrounded by boys. things will come out. private things. i never learn.

- cotton promised us that if fremantle lost against the swans he would kill himself. they lost. they really, REALLY lost. pity that. he's such a good egg. but a promise is a promise and thus he must die. please go and pay your last respects on his blog.

- gavin wanganeen and greg conescu are footballers of some sort. i think the first one plays afl and the other one nrl. i could be wrong. whatevs.

- i don't know how i lived before i met jessculture. i feel like i've found my religion, my goddess. except that she doesn't expect me to sacrifice goats or fast for a month or give away my first born or anything. at least, i don't think she does.

- apparently "beau" is "da bomb". "beau" left this comment on an old post today:

go and have a sleep you big doll bludger and if you want a smash you come to 911 read street kenwick perth W.A. you knob head.

p.s. beau is da bomb

"beau", if you're reading this, i'd love to "have a sleep" but my "doll"* money came in today so i have to drive to the rsl and put it all on the pokies so i can win enough to fly to 911 read street kenwick perth W.A for a "smash".

and besides, its really hard to sleep with this knob on my head.

*"beau" spels werds goood.

- i have lost the ability to write essays and am surely going to fail university. guess i might end up a "doll" bludger after all. maybe "beau" is from the future. hmmm...