shower party is NOT the new spa party.
things said yesterday at my preggers sister's baby shower:
- oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
- woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
- you're sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo huge.
- look at those amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing boobs.
- you wanna touch it? no not there. its much lower.
- it feels better when you rub it like this.
- oooh yes baby, mummy likes that. (i swear, someone actually said this. i'm not lying. for once).
is it wrong to have impure thoughts at your future nephew's baby shower?
you don't need to answer that.
i feel so dirty.
WRONG!
*bangs head against wall*
6 Comments:
Pregnancy is the new sex.
Jesus, book book. Look out, Wandering Minstrel...
"is it wrong to have impure thoughts at your future nephew's baby shower?"
I would expect nothing less. Which I think reflects on both of us x
Is it? Is it wrong?
what do you think, roguey?
Love me new picture. Thanks Nads.
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