I know its a cop out, but at least i'm posting, so get off my case already.
the most popular search terms used in bringing unsuspecting folk over to nadstown are thus:
- eye twitching superstitions
- teenage rainbow oral sex parties
- toby schmitz
- huge boobs
- spa parties
these are all easily explained as the major routes of traffic into this here one-horse town. the first two are due to posts written on the subjects of eye-twitching and communal teenage cock-sucking (great dinner party conversation, fyi). the next two are those topics i most often like to talk about. and the last term refers to my most favouritist pastime for evs.
usually when i check my stats, i can pick straight away which search terms led random googlers to which posts. however sometimes there are phrases that catch even me unawares. these are the types of phrases that have obviously been entered into google by middle-aged married men with ugly fat wives and pseudo-pedophilic fantasies. these phrases generally make me feel
and so i have invented a new game: guess the blog post found from random search phrases.
its a wonderfully nerdy boredom killer, great for avoiding work/study/productivity of any kind.
its also fantastic for finding new and interesting porn sites you may never otherwise have seen. you know, if you're into that sort of thing. which i'm totally not, i swear. especially not celebrity sex sites. no sirree.
*deletes computer memory*
anyhoo, here's how the game works:
1) check your stats for search phrases used in luring people to your blog;
2) find the most obscure and/or bizarre search terms on your list;
3) guess which post on your blog the
4) give yourself a big pat on the body part of your choice (attached to the consenting adult of your choice) if you are right.
you should try it sometime, you never know what you might discover out there in cyberspace. on the other hand, you may not want to know in some horrible scat-esque cases.
here are some of the latest stumpers on the road to nadstown:
- boy almost kill a school hot naked girls by fucking them photos
- where can i chat to gay guys in nappies?
- when i popped my girl friend cherry it hurt her bad how can i happy make it feel better?
- she likes to be torture with cigarettes sado porn
- email my house and come around and fuck me
- naughty stories of girls being watched as they go to the toilet
hmmm...
i think that this list should be used by our government as an advertisement for just what a tertiary level public education can do for a person in this country.
"STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS. IF YOU WORK HARD AND GET GOOD GRADES, YOU TOO COULD END UP WRITING A NON-PROFIT WEBSITE FREQUENTED BY FREAKS AND PERVERTS, JUST LIKE LA NADINE DID."
i'm going to hell for sure.
whatevs.
i'm sure there'll be a spa down there to keep me happy while i wait for all of you.
x
12 Comments:
I'm boring, all of this week's inward clicks have either been 'direct hits' i.e. someone has my site bookmarked or they've come from another blogger's blog.
News on the Nephew front?
Pray tell, what are "teenage rainbow oral sex parties?" Or better yet, when was the post and what was it titled?
I don't even know how to find out such funky info about visitors to my site. I am way techno retarded. I'm a little scared that if I find out, I might discover that there have only been three visitors.
Am I becoming a nerd? Like you? Good nerd but.
nerds. that's all i'll say. Nerds.
pot. kettle. blogwhore.
oh, and aleks, there is news ideed on the nephew front. beautiful, tiny news.
stay tuned...
yeah, i'm totally curious, how do i find out what people google to find redbettydom?
red betty my love: you must download sitemeter. when you coming home already?
darcy: at a rainbow oral sex party, all of the girls put on lipstick and each one puts her mouth around the penis of the boy/s who are there to receive favours and leaves a mark in a different place on the penis, thus creating a lipstick "rainbow" on the boy's cock.
i discussed it once briefly here.
You are most amusing, darling Nadine.
Fucking hilarious.
Note to self: Must cease visiting Nadstown during work hours. Or at least must cultivate quiet/non-snort-inducing laugh that doesn't incite whiplash head-turning and suspicious glances.
Fuck me dead. Wrong, wrong and wronger! Or am I the wrong one here? I, like you Nads, can't help but feel like a super prude when I read shit like this. It even makes me start going "yey for virgins like Katie!" which makes me feel even weirder.
Aparently the Germans are into freezing their shit now and fucking themselves with it. Only the Germans.
*goes down to local XXX shop to liberate self*
All I'm getting lately is people looking for pics of Elisabeth Rohm. Perverts.
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