some (wrong) things i saw over the weekend:
- a spa party in an empty spa. amateurs.
- two girls dressed like molly ringwald on prom night. or the morning after prom night would be a better guess. these two obviously didn't get the memo about the eighties being over. someone send it to them, stat.
- my nephew's nappy two hours after lunchtime.
- one too many pre-pubescent girls wearing more make-up and revealing more of their (unformed) baps than i do. ah, westfield bondi junction. bless you and your spoiled little under-age clientele.
- a drunk yuppie peeing on a wall. i hope he got some on his italian leather shoes.
- myself. at 3.30am. stone cold sober and yet still resembling a middle-aged british ex-soap star. me thinks its time for some heavy duty skin care.

16 Comments:
Do people still say "yuppies" these days?
People say what ever they want when they look like British ex soap stars.
You don't however Nads.
But you can still say whatever you want.
Yes, she can say what ever she wants! We all can...like how over this I am already.
MDH
MDH: you're over me? but i thought you loved me.
sad now.
I mean to say that I am very OVER my job right now!!
I know that this is irrelivent but I had to say it somewhere. Thanks for taking my mind off it Nads with your great tales.
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MDH
I could never be over you Nadsie. Please don't be sad I do love you I love you very very much. Just very frustrated right now.
Could we meet for a beer for lunch?
MDH
i have put in a word for you to the right people about coming back where you belong, young lady.
you never should have left me in the first place.
you wanna come down to the bay for lunch? or you want i should drive to you?
The Imperial does a pretty mean Tom Yum and I'll buy the wine?
can you take an hour?
milliondollarhair
i'll be there at 12.30.
mmm...tom yum...
YAY!
Lunch date can't wait !
MDH
*swear never again to organise meetings on blog. its just plain lazy*
i swear that it was my first and last. amen.
MDH
did someone say middle aged soap star?
My dream.
and in this dream, do you wanna be a middle aged soap star or make the fuck with one?
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