stuff and things
- someone i once knew is officially the
- you would be a fool to miss the schmitz's new offering to the theatre gods. it is a truly brilliant piece of play writing with a stellar cast of hot young things, including the multi-talented schmitz himself. get thee to the old fitzroy theatre now. mention my name and you'll get blank stares from the barstaff.
- i am officially one step closer to being able to tell people i am a freelance writer without my nose growing and my stomach churning from the guilt of lying.
- i drank too much champagne last night. thus i slept the cursed sleep of one filled with bubbles. and now my head hurts. stupid complimentary drinks.
- sex is fun.
what, you don't believe me? but rob schneider says so. and he is an
still not convinced? well then, stay tuned for part II of the 'sexpo day expo...sé' for the
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Rob Schneider is The Hot!
I was going to say something but the sight of Rob Schneider in a tight midriff exposing garment made my brain instantly turn into brain jelly. Non thinking flavour.
oh bevis, we could have made such beautiful backyard retarded connect 4 together.
but then you had to go and defend grand master fuckmonkey. IN BOLD LETTERS NO LESS!
i fear it might be over between us.
*cries*
Obviously you are a teenage girl with no life that has nothing better to do than sit around and write shit about Rob Schneider. You must be jealous because Rob has made a name for himself and you are just a sad person who sits around bagging people you don't know on the internet.
I, for one, will be emailing Rob 100 times a day to offer him support and protection from your words of hatred and evil.
I lUv RoB 4 3vs LOL!!!!1!
mscynic
capped sleeves work for no man
but he gave it a red-hot go.
kudos
One more sleep. You are about to meet the most infamous fremantle player who was injured last week. Jeff Farmer aka the wizard. oh yeah.
what is this red-hot go thing? an aussism? i am so confused. my boss used to have it on her answerphone. but then, she was fizzly and, as discussed, i was a bit in love with her. in a totally professional way, obviously. ok, i know you're thinking, but it wasn't sapphic. even when we went and got naked together at the korean b... i'll shut up now.
Enjoy the AFL... I have come down with a vicious cold, so the only quality time Mr Tuppence will be spending with me is fetching tissues, water and Codral, and generally being my bitch.
Did someone mention Bessie Bardot?
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