random holiday highlights
- catching up with (most of) my interstate gaggle of gorgeouses. i heart youse all. wanna date me? anyone? please?
- discussing the "crazy" ways of people who go to sex resorts, while sitting naked in a spa with two (also naked) friends, champagne glass in one hand,
- balsamic vinegar tasting. wine is sooooooooooooooooooo last century.
- the food.
- the food.
- THE FUCKING FOOD!
- the magical country air. the healing powers of which are greatly under-appreciated.
- falling in love with a large, bald, jolly man because he told me he'd give me a "double dissolution" if i let him "pass a bill" through my "lower house".
- bringing (the adorable) mr. i'm-in-a-band down from his high fucking horse. in a mates way. an over-familiar new mate, that is.
- my new size 8 dress. SIZE 8!!! what le fuck? somebody done a boo boo. and for that i thank them.
- did i mention the food?
11 Comments:
afterall that food, how do you stay a size 8?
are you bulimic?
i guess only those who know me "in the flesh" would get the point of that highlight.
fact is, i'm NOT a size 8, have never been a size 8, and don't really care to be a size 8 now.
not to say that i'm fatty mcobesington, i'm just not petite.
so, no, i'm not bulimic.
i am psychic however.
Never have come to terms with these things, 8 whats ….. where? I suppose it’s just one of those things about being a boy. Sounds like a terrific holiday thought … especially the politically incorrect pick up line (that's an horrible pun) .. might have to steal that one.
It's all for the best.
Trust me.
TRUST ME.
oooh!
my boobs can type!
*signs disney movie deal*
Babe, I just got a lucrative advance from Pan Macmillan on my memoirs.
Yes, I too can type.
And the stories I could tell would blow your mind. You may not remember all of them, but they're spicy like chilli chicken. From Chile.
Mention food again.
It makes me hot.
you, woman, are COMMANDED to join us when next we holiday in this most glorious of towns.
you. will. die. of. foodgasmic. delight.
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
BOOKING BEST DINNER EVER 6 MONTHS IN ADVANCE WHILE NAKED IN A SPA.
Surely that rated a mention?
Must. Email. Fourth dining partner.
I miss you.
If these vaginal walls could talk!
great film that, ukelele. i especially liked the bitch character: laura's bush.
sherriff: FOURTH. DINING PARTNER. EMAILED. AND. CONFIRMED.
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