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in the spirit of post secret, i am declaring it 'spill a secret wednesday'.
i'll start.
actually, i think i'll keep that one to myself for now.
hmmmm...what else can i share?
nope, i got nothing.
maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
as you were.
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I think I might be pregnant.
i lied to the police when they were investigating my mothers murder.
I think I might be Soleil Moon Frye.
so does everyone else, jess.
i think about eating pizza more than i even care to admit on postsecret day.
I ate duck once even though I'm a pescatarian... and I loved it.
I have a very small penis.
That's hardly a secret, Arsey.
I correct people's spelling, punctuation, grammer, etc, on signs around the office, and then pretend not to have done it.
I think I hate myself.
I fantasise about licking butterscotch syrup off of James Bradfield Moody's love pole.
Oh wait .... that's not a secret.
Umm, sometimes I go to bed without washing my make up off.
I know! So wrong.
Will you still be my friend?
Oh, and I also secretly harbour suspicions that Jess might be Soleil Moon Frye.
i too sometimes go to bed without washing my makeup off.
so of course still be your best friend.
can't say i concur on the james bradfield moody thing though.
but i wouldn't mind licking butterscoth syrup off somebody.
I think I might be Ausculture Jess.
It is more likely than not that I will spend the rest of my existence alone. This causes the sads. Thank you Dr Nadine.
don't thank me, anonymous.
right there with you.
After having online conversations with *certain* people, I have gone into the toilets at work and masturbated.
who has not masturbated at work .... it is the only way to get through the day, most of the time.
I drink myself to sleep. I've not even considered an alcohol free day in the last 4 years.
I don't know who I am and whether anyone wants to know who I am.
i am all the anons above
[waits for reaction]
no, not really. i couldn't think of anything else to say.
um, i have never faked an orgasm. or is that a non-secret? does a secret have to be bad?
I faked an orgasm once.
did you keep it a secret clokes?
I've faked tons of orgasms. Hundreds.
Is that bad? All the well meaning men on the audience end of my acting skills seems very happy with themselves. If there was any chance of reaching a real orgasm I would have course not have cheated myself out of the real thing.
Is that you talking again, Arsey?
I've never had an orgasm.
But then, I've never faked it either.
I often have paranoid thoughts that people are watching me, and when my friends mention certain things to me I can't help but think 'they're in on it'.
I want to write it but I can't...
i often enjoy the music of blink 182.
thats no secret nadine. you pain everyone with that knowledge.
ok my secret is that i sometimes cry in gay advertising, like bank ads and movie trailers
he he.
i knew you'd take that bait, punky.
and i do not pain "everyone" with my love of the blink. just you. and that cuntish boy we sawe the other night.
I sometimes read blogs when I'm supposed to be working.
Im secretly in love with nadine. and if we were ever to hook up, we would lock ourselves in her room and make the sex for 3 months, surviving only by licking of the sweat from each others bodies.
adam, I always read blogs when I am supposed to be working.
anonymous: sounds good. except the sweat bit. and the bit where i don't now who you are.
the sweat for the first day might taste funny like normal sweat. but after that, its just pure liquid sex. you'll like it.
i can not reveal myself to you yet.
one day though, one day......
you sir (or madam. i'm gender-aware) are very weird.
by "wierd" im guessing that you mean "kinky".
your not wrong.
ill be wet dreaming about you till we meet (****).
actually i just meant weird.
but hey, potato/potato.
sweet dreams.
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