what do all these men have in common?
tim robbins:
david wenham*:
dave "dude, where's my career?" navarro:
lefty tim brunero:
worked it out yet? no?
well the answer is...
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they were all in my crazy-weird-but-not-at-all-sexual-EWW!-as-if-i'd-have-a-sex-dream-about-dave-navarro dream last night.
i have nothing further to add about the dream, as all i can remember about it was that all of the above men featured in it at some point.
and that they were all fully clothed and not making the sex with me. i swear.
but howz about a round of MURDER MARRY FIGHT FUCK with the cast of my dream?
x
*for some reason david wenham was actually robert duvall in disguise. strange.
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I would love to play, but I fear the game may discriminate against homicidal bigamist necrophiliacs who admire the artisanship of Anthony “The Man” Mundine. Wishing to remain as PC as possible and not offend anyone one must resign one’s self to watching form the sidelines.
homicidal bigamist necrophiliacs who admire the artisanship of Anthony “The Man” Mundine.
john brogden?
is that you?
Hello Nads. Hello Broggers. Hope you're both well.
Now, lets see ....
MURDER: Navarro. Because he's a cock.
MARRY: Hmm ... Tim, or Tim? Lefty Tim wouldn't have the baggage that Tim Robbins has (does he have kids with Susan Sarandon, or are they all hers?)but would probably keep me living the lifestyle to which I'd like to become accustomed. However, I think Lefty Tim and I would have more in common so it has to Lefty.
FIGHT: David Wenham. Because the thought of fucking him makes my vagina wince.
FUCK: Who's left? Oh, Tim R. OK. He's pretty tall, isn't he? Big hands etc.
MARRY: Lefty Tim. No question. We would grow old together and read to each other on rainy days.
FIGHT: Dave Navaro. Because he's a big girl, and judging from his appearance on Rock Star INXS, he would say affirming things the whole time like "You go, girlfriend" and "I love your boots, baby."
FUCK: God, Tim Robbins or David Wenham - neither do very much for me but I might go with... oh god, I can't do it. I can't decide! Can we all make the sex until one of them dies of exhaustion? Murder Most Coitus, could be interesting... very Body Of Evidence, anyways.
You got me, how did you know?
until i got to tim i was going to say "centre part" was the thing they all had in common
can i play?
i shall
i would murder navarro only because i have no interest in him whatsoever for any of the other three acts
i would marry tim robbins. he doesn't mind an older woman, and yes, he seems faithful and with large hands, tall etc
i'd fight tim only cause it looks like i'd have a chance of winning
so i guess that leaves wenham for the other. from behind i'm afraid.
oh and la nadine, you were in one of my dreams. i bought you a gift, i think it was soap (sorry, so boring, but it was packaged nicely)
but here's the kick. sarah jessica-parker was there, and i got her to sign it for you!
ps for anyone who is still reading this obviously dead thread:
tim robbins is OLDER than me.
ok so i'm talking to myself here. it's fine. i don't mind. really.
[sits for a while]
[turns off light and leaves]
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