Wednesday, October 12, 2005

i'm scarred. possibly for life.

things you don't want to find in your boss' office:

- termination of employment papers with your name on them;

- your boss. naked. unless he looks like this. or she looks like this;

- a dead body;

- a picture of yourself. naked. no matter what you look like;

- A CASSETTE LABELED 'OVERCOME IMPOTENCE - BY THE AUSTRALIAN DOCTOR'S COMMITTEE'.

22 Comments:

Tuppence said...

So which one did you find?

October 12, 2005  
la nadine said...

are you being facetious to pay me back for taking you on the worst date ever, miss?

October 12, 2005  
Tuppence said...

Not at all. And like I said, our date really could not have gone any better. Really.

Did you end up eating the cold Japanese food?

October 12, 2005  
problematic said...

disgusting, and shocking.





PLEASE TELL ME WHERE HE GOT THE TAPE!!

October 12, 2005  
la nadine said...

cotton: its in the mail. you and amish can fight over it.

tuppy: its in the fridge. lunch RULES today.

October 12, 2005  
BEVIS said...

I would like to add to the list of things you don't want to find in your boss' office:

- the remains of an egg sandwich, two weeks old

- empty rifle cartridges (and the window's open and there's pandemonium on the street below and you just realised you found the door swinging open when you approached and maybe that was your boss who was running down the hall in the other direction as you approached and is that lots of running footsteps coming up the corridor and perhaps the sound of a police radio you can hear?)


... But mainly the sandwich one.

October 12, 2005  
Anonymous said...

something i WOULD like to find in my bosses office is a noose.

DIE YOU SCUMBAG-CUNT-MOTHERFUCKER!

October 12, 2005  
sublime-ation said...

Nice to see that Nadstown can be a safe forum for someone's obviously pent-up and repressed anger felt for their boss.
Good Work, La N.

October 12, 2005  
Steph said...

Welcome to my world (except the naked boss bit, oh and i resigned i wasn't terminated):P

October 12, 2005  
michael said...

do you think he's making a subtle attempt for you to 'intervene '?

October 12, 2005  
la nadine said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

PLEASE LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK, MICHAEL!

October 12, 2005  
Manure Man said...

thats a lot of w's

October 12, 2005  
BEVIS said...

One for every time she wished he was making a subtle attempt for her to intervene.

October 13, 2005  
Michael said...

It's an obvious cry for help, is all I'm saying.........

October 13, 2005  
Adam said...

These comments didn't clear up anything at all.

Which one did you find? Where did this post even come from? Intervene from what? Is this thing on? Does it come with explantory subtitles or flowcharts?

October 13, 2005  
BEVIS said...

C'mon, surely the emphasis on the final point in her list made it clear in Nads' original post that she found the tape? Cotton, Michael and I seem to be the only ones who ... pardon the phrase ... cottoned onto it.

Or maybe I'm giving Cotton too much credit.

October 13, 2005  
Adam said...

Oh,

Yeah, that makes sense.
Good thing you were here Bevis.

I think I was too alarmed at the thought of Nadine's boss doing it with a dead body with termination notices due to naked photos lying around.

"So honey, how was work today..."

October 13, 2005  
Adam said...

You're rude Tuppence, I can't believe you said that!!

October 13, 2005  
MelbourneGirl said...

what did she say???!!!

October 13, 2005  
Tuppence said...

I can't repeat it, but it was very Zen.

October 13, 2005  
la nadine said...

wow, you spend one day away from the blogosphere and mayhem breaks out.

i'm going to bed now. i will be of more use to you all tomorrow.

October 14, 2005  
BEVIS said...

Boo! Give us words to read! (And stuff.)

October 14, 2005  

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