Tuesday, October 11, 2005

like a moron

dear madonna,

you fucking idiot.

now will you realise that kabbalah is a sacred practice for devoted jewish scholars and not a fad-diet nor fashion trend?

wearing a red ribbon around your wrist does not entitle you (nor britney, nor demi, nor paris) to use a legitimate religious faith as your latest wacky celebrity antic. it is disrespectful and it is pathetic.

please go back to doing what you do best - making great girlie dancing tunes like 'vogue', 'express yourself', and the incredible yet similarly controversial 'like a prayer' - and leave the spiritual enlightenment to those actually worthy of it.

and if you really need something in your life to make you feel all zen or chi or whatever it is you are searching for, buy a copy of the celestine prophecy and down a shot of wheatgrass for fucks sake.

shalom.

la nadine

9 Comments:

mscynic said...

What are "phylactaries"?

October 11, 2005  
la nadine said...

Phylacteries: In Judaism. Either of two small leather boxes, each containing strips of parchment inscribed with quotations from the Hebrew Scriptures, one of which is strapped to the forehead and the other to the left arm; traditionally worn by Jewish men during morning worship, except on the Sabbath and holidays.

October 11, 2005  
mscynic said...

Thanks lovey. I could have looked it up myself but I thought you would already know and as you can see, I am much too busy researching my essay right now to be looking up words and reading blogs.

October 11, 2005  
Anonymous said...

YES. MADONNA IS A FUCKING IDIOT.

but not only for reasons pre-mentioned.

October 11, 2005  
Anonymous said...

she is an idiot, but Vladimir Kozak is a bloody legend.

check it...

http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales/hunt-for-hypnotic-robber/2005/10/11/1128796502142.html

October 11, 2005  
BEVIS said...

She has no respect for herself or others. She offends all, and for purely selfish motives. I don't even mean for 'profitable gain'; simply to make herself feel whole.

She'll never feel whole. I looked her *real* name up in the dictionary and this is what I found.

Sounds about right to me. Points 1, 2a, 2b, 2c and 3 are all spot-on-the-money.

(I *adore* 'Justify My Love', though.)

October 11, 2005  
MelbourneGirl said...

she doesn't get it. you'd think at 47 she would know better.

maybe falling off the horse and breaking all those bones was a sign to shut the fuck up?

October 11, 2005  
Gregory Surlyboy said...

She also did the nasty with Vanilla Ice.

I'm not sure if that's awesome or upsetting.

October 12, 2005  
Anonymous said...

Unfortunately for all of us, the train has already left the station, i.e. it doesn't matter what Madonna does, she will be revered. She could sit on a stage for 2 hrs. and pick her nose and people would think it was "awesome" or "progressive" or whatever. It's really too bad that she ever made it. It really put women back to neanderthals, when we needed to give blow jobs to get something out of life. We worked hard to try to stand proud next to men...we were on our way and then she brought us way back down to the "Playboy Magazine" mentality. Really brutal...

May 13, 2006  

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