Friday, December 23, 2005

twenty four seven

20 things you may or may not know about me that may or not be true:

1) i can eat more chilli in one sitting than most people can stomach in a year.

2) i have never been in love, nor has anyone ever been in love with me.

3) i got an email yesterday from someone named 'bob smith' that said simply "be me now". i'm kinda tempted to take him up on his offer.

4) i am a born again foodaholic. starvation is so last decade.

5) i really miss my mum.

6) i am still extremely close to most of my friends from high school.

7) i'm not wearing any underwear.

8) when i was a kid i wanted to be a roller-skating waitress when i grew up. or a lawyer/model/dancer/doctor/actor/businesswoman.

9) i can do shots from my boobs without using my hands. well i used to be able to. its been a while between drunken talent shows.

10) i wish upon a star almost every night. i'm yet to see any results.

11) i took this photo in hawaii last month:
















12) i once toured nsw as a go-go dancer with a theatre group.

13) i believe that dip is the 6th major food group.

14) dirty texting really turns me on.

15) every day i dream of being thinner/prettier/less superficial.

16) i speak spanish like a (five year old, semi-retarded) native.

17) i have never stolen anything.

18) i bruise easily. be gentle with me.

19) there is a VERY HOT removal guy in my house right now...

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20) i'm easily distracted.

7 Comments:

Ukulele said...

What is the Italiano for "See you in March"?

December 23, 2005  
cybele malinowski said...

in regards to No.19

JUMP HIM NOW!

unless...been there, done that ie: No.7

December 23, 2005  
Anonymous said...

I'm in love with you.

December 23, 2005  
MelbourneGirl said...

number 10. i know all about that.

December 24, 2005  
Anonymous said...

Merry Chrismukah to Das Nadine;
Thanks for amusing me this year

December 25, 2005  
scarlett said...

2nd time lucky:
underwear is overrated.
so is love,(words of a bitter soul whose heart has been stomped on, with dirty boots no less) and starvation.

shooting from your boobs however...now that's talent!

December 26, 2005  
Anonymous said...

Is this a game of pick the trues and falses? I've met you, two is such a lie!

Or is it a game of dare? In which case nine I dare you.

Or a game of give it a go? In which case 14 U R 2 SXY 4 I

Missed your words, good to have them back saak.

December 28, 2005  

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