twice the resistance of any normal holiday

being the culturally diverse, good time-loving wankers hipsters that my friends and i are, this weekend past we held our inaugural chrismukah party, hopefully the first of many to come.

for those of you not in "the know" (i.e. for those of you not hopelessly addicted to the o.c.), chrismukah is a celebration that combines christmas and chanukah into one big super holiday of festive goodness. it is the brainchild of seth cohen, the verbose piece of fictional hotness that makes the o.c. so very much worth watching.

seth cohen:



half-jew, half-gentile, all man.

held atop a fuck-me-dead-we-are-fucking-high-up-right-now rooftop in the heart of kings cross, our first chrismukah pary went smashingly indeed. i won't bore you with details, but let's just say no future chrismukah party will be complete without lolly bags, secret santas, rooftop jewish folk dancing, and at least one standing ovation-worthy nudie run.

it went so well in fact, that all in attendance have sworn not to rest until chrismukah is a nationally (even universally) recognised holiday.

and don't anyone be accusing me and mine of cultural exclusionism, because chrismukah is completely open to the public. all religions, ethnicities, cults, sports clubs, high-crime families, transnational corporations, etc are welcome to join in the chrismukah fun. just imagine, we could go from celebrating chrismukah, to chrismukahmadan, to chrismukahmadanmardigras, to chrismukahmadanmardigrasjonesfamilycaravantrip in just a few years.

fuck me! somebody get richard gere on the line, i think i've just discovered the secret to creating world peace.

yes indeed, chrismukah is going to heal the world, just you wait. for in the immortal words of seth cohen (patron saint of chrismukah):

"dip a toe in the chrismukah pool, there's room for everybody."

so, um, yeah.

happy chrismukah everyone.

peace out.







*regrets*

*a lot*