and you smell like one too!
at a wedding today i was told that i look exactly like a gargoyle on a statue in london.
the maker of said comparison looked exactly like rob schneider's semi-retarded, midget cousin.
and he seemed to think he was paying me a compliment.
i took slight offense to his words nonetheless.
the end.
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I hope you reminded the maker of said comparison that people who look exactly like rob schneider's semi-retarded, midget cousin shouldn't throw stones.
Or something. You'll always be my gargoylefriend. mwah.
boys like that only understand the language of a busted schnapps bottle to the eye-socket. it's the only way they'll learn...
surely a midget's view of your face would be obstructed by the baps. I don't think I true assessment was able to be made. You're still gorgeous from my heights!
He looked like Rob Schneider? Did he tell you that 'sex is fun'?
nads my petal....
don't you see?
this poor little chappie was just employing the old playground manouver 'the harder they hit, the more they like you' in verbal mode.
one can only take pity on him for his total ineptitude in the charming the laydeez department.
*shakes head*
Gargoyles are hot. Deal.
Don't take offense, Nads. A gargoyle is just a decorative waterspout thingy, not necessarily demonic and horrible looking. He just meant your looks are classical and sculptural.
Then again, its job on a statue would be for sluicing off pigeon shit, so - what Jaded said.
fluff: he tasted the black sperm of my vengeance.
jaded: ta for the (violent, bloody) tip.
anon: and what heights would those be exactly?
tupp: i honestly don't think he's had the chance to find out yet.
morgan: i suspect that the ugly midget is in fact still in primary school.
fits: consider me dealt.
bucky: ta. i think.
I was once greeted by a hot Brazillian guy with 'Hi, my name's P***** and you have a big back - do you swim?'
'.... o_0.... no.'
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