single people be warned: its that time of year again.
i can't decide if this is the best or worst valentine's day card i've ever seen:
your thoughts?
Sunday, January 22, 2006
(nice) emails make me tingly. as do bad puns. and back rubs. get me here for any and/or all of the above:
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11 Comments:
I think its pretty funny .... but you'd want to be sure that the person you gave it to has a similar sense of humour. Otherwise, some of those other organs might end up throbbing with pain from being kicked.
The best. Definitely the best.
best Valentines card ever.
Cover- little squares filled with pug dogs and hissing cats.
Inside - "With lots of Pugs and Hisses"
I like it!
But beware, twitching genitals can be symptomatic of some violently eruptive diseases.
um...but I'm confused...
which organ is the card referring to? cos I can only think of the heart, lungs, liver, kidneys, skin, brain and spleen. and i don't think that the thought of any of those twitching makes me fizzy in my pants.
am i looking into this too much?
Nearly Valentines Day, eh?
That means its almost an anniversary for you and Lord Randolph Forphington III! x
Neither.
Just don't send it to me. It's not going to do the job.
jess: as if i'd ever forget the day forphy baby entered my world.
i'm also aware that another anniversary is very soon to take place, miss ausculture.
darcy: what will do the job then?
Happy New Year!
The only thing it gives me is a funny twitch in my eye...please make it stop.(I think posting gratuitous Gyllenhaal pics may do trick.)
I think it's funny, and could probably get away with giving one to Mrs B.
Dude. I laughed so hard I woke up my flatmate.
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