this is the 300th post on this blog. it is just as inane as the other 299 that came before it.
10 ways i could have better spent the time it took me to write 300 blog posts over the past 20 months:
1) studying;
2) exercising;
3) writing my "masterpiece";
4) working (considering i was in fact at work when i wrote most of them);
5) eating cheese;
6) having sex;
7) having sex;
8) finding inner peace (well, looking for it anyway);
9) stalking the gyllenhaal siblings;
10) adopting cambodian orphans.
why on earth do you people continue to read my pointless drivel?
don't you have jobs to do / books to read / lovers to pleasure?
18 Comments:
Because you are so very funny, talented and clever. No, no and yes in that order.
You have inspired me to go and rent out Secretary and Donnie Darko though.
This is much better for you than 2,4,5.
There is still time to do 1, 9 & 10.
You can do 8 (and possibly 6 & 7) at the same time.
Maybe nadstown forms part of 3.
Don't fish. We want 300 more posts to read, pronto. It's up there with pleasuring a lover and reading a good book, and way better than working.
Probably. Yes, but they're not nearly as interactive. I wish.
Are you going to have a big 300th episode celebration like the television shows do? You know, where long forgotten characters reappear to inspire, amuse, disgust and enrage us once again.
Wow. What a great idea. I'll look forward to it.
well, tonight i'm having dinner with my friend michael jackson, and maybe we'll toast to my 300th post so i can say i had a 300th post celebration.
will that do, gregory surlyboy?
Congratulations and love, dear girl!
As someone who rifled through your archives many months ago during a particularly quiet period at my day job, I can assure you that all 300 posts are TOP QUALITY BEEF and 100% QUALITY GUARANTEED and so on and so forth.
Deal*, as they say x
*with how wonderful you are.
Yes I have a job to do, but somehow reading your blog seems that much more interesting.
Nads, why do you think 'we people' come to work? I don't know about everyone else, but it's so I can read as many blogs as I can whilst doing as little work as possible. It's not as easy to get away with reading books at work, but with one flick of the tab button you can whisk away a blog page out of sight when a boss comes a-callin. Obviously it's also fairly difficult to pleasure a lover/ be pleasured whilst at the hellhole of work.....
Please carry on blogging, lovely.
It helps some of us make it through the day.
Dxxxx
Yes, yes, and yes.
But I still come back for more.
"why on earth do you people continue to read my pointless drivel?"
Becuase if I didn't, my thesis would be in on time, I would get a promotion and I'm pretty sure the sexlife would just follow naturally...and we don't want any of those things to happen now do we?
My number one blogger is back on board, making me giggle, wet-the-pants styley. Love it.
No pressure but.
x
Interesting blog. You seem to be very interested in sex, good for you.
thanks marv. you have a nice day now.
And now I keep reading because I am in love with Marv and can't wait to read his next comment....sorry la nadine - it's all about Marv now.
Because you make my mundaine life sound more interesting than what it is. Without you I would cut myself and piss my pants out of boredom.
Happy 300th to you :D
Because you make my mundaine life sound more interesting than what it is. Without you I would cut myself and piss my pants out of boredom.
Happy 300th to you :D
hey you took my comment down.
i was congratulating you on your 300th. I love reading you blog, you rock girlfriend.
Sorry if I offended you, I think I worded it wrong. what I meant to say was you make my own life feel mundaine and I wish i had your talent to make things funny
x
Are you talking about THE Michael Jackson? That would be perfect... he's just b-grade enough. Providing you get at least one moonwalk out of him I think you'll have a satisfactory 300th episode celebration.
Crotch grabbing is optional.
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