very greek. very now. very brilliant.

last night i decided that there could be no better way to celebrate 'invasion day' eve than by attending an australian play. set in ancient greece. whatevs.

and fuck me dead with a rissole, the play was GENIUS!

go and see 'the suitors'. go and see it now. go and support independent theatre in this bottom dollar-obsessed country. go and admire the incredible talents of co-writers and actors john leary and patrick bramall. go and drool over how HOT they both look in tablecloths togas. go and wish it was you - and not the wonderful zoe carides - whose affections they are fighting for. go and laugh so hard that you begin to worry milk will come out of your nose even though you haven't consumed any in days. go and tell the entire cast that they are geniuses, thus unwittingly diminishing the value of the compliment through over-use.

OH, JUST FUCKING GO AND SEE IT, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

actually, i think i might go and see it again. so i guess i'll see you there. let's sit in the back row and make out. but only between scenes of course. we wouldn't want to miss anything. not with eye candy this tasty to look at:




















on a side note, i just want to note how strange it was for me to attend the play last night with writer/actor/hotness the schmitz: he whom i stalked so effectively last year that he eventually withdrew the restraining order i now count him as a dear friend.

watch your back, patrick bramall, for you could be next on my "to stalk" list.