maybe the old guy just doesn't love freedom

tired of letting the troops in iraq have all the fun, united states vice president dick "fun bags" cheney has decided to get in on the shootin' action too.

cheney "accidentally" shot and injured a 78 year old man while on a hunting expedition in texas over the weekend.






















"i'm (vice) king of the world!"

reports of george w. bush and charlton heston hiding behind trees and yelling out "BULLSEYE!" have yet to be confirmed.

other reports that cheney hissed "that should have been you, pansy boy!" at dubbya, and then started frothing at the mouth, are said to be no more than hearsay.

and other, other reports that cheney was wearing women's underwear at the time of the shooting seem to have been entirely fabricated. by me.

fuck me dead with a semi-automatic if this isn't completely indicative of the incompetent redneck fucktards running the world the west the united states.

i can't wait to see the national rifle association defend this one. trigger-happy-but-not-in-any-way-homosexual wannabe cowboys that they are.

yee haw.









(also, the delectable miss tuppence has described most brilliantly on her blog how the ru486 debate is blurring the normal lines between good and evil in this country. READ IT NOW OR ELSE!)