miss nude nadstown 2006
this morning i booked myself into pole dancing classes taught by an award-winning pole dancer and former 'miss nude australia'.
this afternoon i inspected an apartment that appeared to be occupied by an award-winning pole dancer and former 'miss nude australia'.
i deduced this from the prize ribbons and trophies on the mantel that read 'princess pole' and 'miss nude australia'.
and also from the BIG, SHINY FUCK-OFF POLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM!
coincidence much?
as you were.
9 Comments:
Very much! How freakingly bizarre.
So have you determined yet if they are one and the same? Or does me asking this question destroy the mystery and ambiance of the post?
(If the latter, my apologies ...)
woah!
as im sure most would agree..... could you post some pics of you pole dancing when you get them developed?
im dying to see you swing ya bling thing.
I hope you are seriously considering buying said apartment with BIG SHINY FUCK-OFF POLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM!
You can still play coy when asked if you installed the pole, "Oh no, it was here when I bought the place" while still getting to enjoy the benefits.
BUY BUY BUY!!!!
bevis: i am waiting for my first class to determine if they are indeed one and the same person.
i'll keep you posted.
anonymous: ain't no picture of myself or my "bling thing" ever appearing on this here blog.
if you're lucky i might post a picture of the pole.
dxxx and elo: it is under consideration.
i can't remember you specifiying a pole when you were talking about looking to buy. but i do remember you saying you were going to take classes.
so surely this has to be a sign??!!
Pole in the living room - is that what they mean when they say 'so ho'?
She was my teacher. Look out.
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